Valerie Sizzle

Performer. Knitting Extraordinaire.

Valerie Sizzle is the grandmother that every burlesque troupe wants on their team. With a bosom that doesn't quit, a wry sense of humor, and a penchant for knitting rivaled only by her preference for needling and smart-alec burlesque references, her niche acts will have you in stitches!
(See what we did with all those puns there?)